I almost peed myself

this is f'in funny

"Buy my Solutions for Cyclocross DVD, it has solutions"

Well that clears things up?!?!?!?

I remember (imagine me starting off thoughtfully into the distance) when mountain biking was all the rage, plenty of outside sponsorship, bla bla bla .... what happened? Now USA Cycling has "a new plan" that "is an exciting opportunity for all of us to work together to build a true national event ladder that will ultimately support and sustain the continued development of American mountain bike racing in all of its forms."... ya right....